And Now For Something Completely Different

My bike seat suddenly broke off while I was riding today. It was really nice and the way I like things to happen in the world. Luckily I didn't get hurt or anything. Now I'm a man without a place to put my buttocks. I had to ride home standing up the entire time. It was rather annoying. I guess I should have steered with my feet and pedaled with my eyebrows. That's the way they do it in Switzerland, I've heard (I just "heard" myself write it - quality journalism in action).

And no, I don't watch Monty Python. It's WAY beyond an acceptable level of inappropriate content for me. I mostly liked "The Holy Grail" though. The rest is rubbish to me.