Morton Freewiller
My boss has been relocating to a different office this week. In the process of clearing out her old office, she is getting rid of stuff. Today I scavenged her rejects and inherited what I feel is the greatest find since Moby Dick rode the waves of aquatic whiplash and small, crumby wafers. If I had infinite time, I'd make a bunch of short, nonsensical video clips with this character, for it is quite an appealing face with much potential for comical qualities. We'll see. I named him Morton Freewiller. His first words were "YO Toad!", "FA Spew!", and "KO Dirt!" Obviously with each of his inconsiderate outbursts I became more upset. Who can handle such rivalry and juxtaposition?
