So Begin the Epic Tails of Hair

For years I've toyed with the idea of growing out my hair. I've tried a couple times but gave up. The intermediate stages of semi-long, scrappy-looking hair annoy me. Who knows if I'll "succeed" this time. Why am I doing it? No idea. I guess it's that random person in me - or rather, I'm pretty random. I decided to take a few pictures so y'all can see the progress so far (not much to see yet).

Okay, a bit too normal! Now for what you've all been waiting for... Big Hair McCoy!
P.S. It's a good thing I'm not running for public office... I might just get elected.