Share the Good News!
No, in this case I'm not talking about the Gospel of Jesus Christ. That, of course is the "Best News". What I'm about to share isn't quite that exciting or important. You be the judge how exciting or important it is. Shall I demonstrate my magnificent vocabulary by saying "exciting" and "important" again? Okay: exciting and important.
I recently changed my email address, and I have been going around to all the web accounts I can think of to update my information. Yesterday I updated my email with Verizon. It was a very important step in my life, and I wanted to share with you Verizon's response to my bold move. This is precisely what I was offered after confirming the email address change:
Congratulations!
Thank you! You have successfully validated your email address to enhance the privacy of your account.
congratulations, an expression of joy in the success or good fortune of another.
Will you help me celebrate my grand achievement by expressing joy and vivacious jubilance? Man, fame and fortune are just around the corner! I better be careful not to let it go to my head.
Are you down and discouraged in life, friend? Do you feel as though you made some wrong choices or aren't living up to your full potential? Do you have an account with Verizon? Change your email address, and you too can feel the joy and fortune that I have received.