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The World's First 6-Legged Spider Insectisoid

6-legged spider

I discovered a 6-legged spider meandering in circles on a piece of card-stock I own (I'm rich!... imagine how much the used piece of card-stock is worth!). No, I didn't pull two Leggs™ off (I'm not a total sadistic freak... I don't wear pantyhose, save that fur the girls!). I found the spider in this condition. Normally when I want to rid myself of a spider, I simply smash it with my fly swatter. I would never pull their legs off just for fun! Okay, actually, it depends on the size of the spider. I used to take the time to capture them in a glass and throw them outside (sanctity of life). However, if it's a huge, hairy variety, I usually get a bit creeped out and want to smash them so they don't multiply and invade my isosceles triangle of sisterly and smithsonian safety. I had compassion on the mutated 6-legged spider and gave him a ride on the card-stock until the door and threw him out. Good bye fame and fortune! I could have made millions on this rare find. I watched movies like King Kong and the Last Unicorn though, and I find it unethical to profit from caging fantastical creatures.

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