What a wonderful day was today. Or better yet: Today was a wonderful day! The sun was shining, a breeze was blowing. Simply marvelous. Too bad I had to work! Today was a somewhat relaxing day compared to most because I went to another warehouse to help with inventory. I mostly just entered the counts into the system - the non-dirty work.
I have a challenge for those of you who have inventories coming up. Count as if you were Count von Count from Sesame Street. Whatever item you are counting, you must toss carelessly in the air, spinning it as it goes. And after each prolonged count, you must yell with much thunderous exclamation (and lightning bolts), "AHA!" (ie "One, AHA! Two, AHA! Three, AHA!" and so on). Don't blame me if you get reprimanded or fired. At least you'd have ten or twelve seconds of fun and instant fame. Count von Count was always one of my favorite characters on Sesame Street. Ernie was another of my pupilage preferred puppet personages.