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"Is That Hair, or Frosty Pepper Spills?", "Rubber Claws Deluxe", "Bad Beauty and the Beast Knock Off", "Worst Opening Credit Font EVER!", "Corrupted DVD That Blacks Out Randomly Greatly Enhances Cinematic Experience", "Volume Control!", "Horribly Misleading DVD Cover Art", "Worst Acting Ever", "Pure Junk", "Disgustopeck Effects", "12 Member Vikings Village With a King?", "Let's Forgive the Guy Who Killed Most of Our Men and Make Him Our Next King"... and other raving reviews come to mind when referring to the 2003 disasterpiece, Blood of Beasts. To be sure, this movie crosses the line of being so bad it's funny. Gather your highschool friends 'round, microwave the popcorn, and prepare yourselves for the worst monitary and temporal investment you've ever taken part in. Whatever you do, don't buy this movie based solely on the attractive cover art! Those images do not appear anywhere in the entire movie! I'd rather watch Erik the Viking.