No, It's Batman!
It gives me the demi-chuckles to hear people's comments to me every time I wear my favorite T-shirt. Invariably people call me Batman all day long. Four or five people named me thus today. One interaction in particular was funny enough to write down the script. It inspired me to take an illustrative picture.
Receptionist: "Hi you."
Me: "Hello."
H.R. Manager: "No, it's Batman!"
Me: That's right!"
